"Unlock the Secret to Perfect Gravy with These Lyrics to 'How to Make Gravy'"
Paul Kelly Lyrics
"How To Prepare Gravy"
Greetings Dan, Joe here
May you fare well
It's December twenty-one
And the final bell tolls
If I keep my conduct immaculate
I shall depart ere July's sun
Won't you perchance, on Christmas Day, give my darlings a peck?
Kindly don't let them sob for me
'Tis said the brothers are cruising from Queensland's bay
And Stella's jetting in from the shore
Exposed to a hundred and perhaps more, so they say
Yet the roast they shan't ignore
Who, pray, shall concoct the gravy forthwith?
Doubtless it shan't match the taste
Just mix in the flour, salt, a bit of red wine
An addition of tomato sauce, to give it zest and a hint of sweetness
Send my love to Angus, Frank and Dolly
Tell one and all I regret my actions
Please, take care of dear Rita, she's in my thoughts
In the wee hours of Christmas morn, as I join a queue, fraught
News is clamouring of Mary's recent conquest
Wishing he's worthy of her prowess
Do you recall the previous beau? What was he called?
Ah yes, too much fragrance, not the slightest finesse
Even dear Roger, I'll end up missing
For there's none here, with whom I fancy fighting
Oh, hallelujah, bless the Infant Jesus, have a joyous yuletide
I'll miss all the mayhem and merriment
Later in the evening, I envisage
You'll play Junior Murvin, while shoving tables, a sight engaging
You'll dance with Rita; I hear, you think her sweet
But don't embrace her too tightly I plead
Oh brother, please don't conspire against me
It was never my intention, but my fantasy plays tricks on me
Deep down I love her; she's the one who rescued me
I will create my gravy, to savour the fat
Ah, tell her I am sorry, and yes, I love her truly
And convey my regrets to all, bid the sleepy kids adieu
One fine day, my gravy shall flow aplenty
I shall make amends, with everyone, certainly
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Hark! the pitter-patter
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A garden, secretive and contained
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